Heavy Metal Detox?

I drank the new-to-me 

Heavy metal detox smoothie:

Bananas, blueberries, spirulina,

Cilantro.

I had woken euphoric, 

But by the time we reached church,

I felt exhausted beyond compare,

And eager to leave after the service.

I had finished my nap by 2:30,

A time when we are often just rolling in.

I don’t know what made me so tired—

Perhaps I was chelating!