Monday, August 6, 2018

Mom Fail

My son woke up and threw up.
On asking, it turned out
I’d not prepared him a plate for food,
And so he’d gone without.

Except pork rinds. 

The pork rinds probably made him 
Full enough, 
He didn’t think to ask for more.

Three vomits, 
Two cans of Coke,
Pepperoni, and 
One strawberry smoothie later,


He was fine.

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